Vicarious: The Great Debate: Ben Kelly tells us what's good, what's bad and who's an idiot

Thursday, 29 October 2009

The Great Debate: Ben Kelly tells us what's good, what's bad and who's an idiot

Here at Vicarious we've got some serious pop culture issues so we got our e-hero, Youtube superstar Ben Kelly, to settle them for us. Tell us what you'd choose and why by clicking COMMENTS below!

1.Gaga or Britney? Gaga all the way - she has more talent in her disco stick than Britney has in her whole body.

2. Paris or Perez Hilton? Perez Hilton - he's the lesser of two evils.

3. iPhone or Blackberry? iPhone - I don't own either, but since I love iPods...

4. London or New York? New York - because if you can make it there you can make it anywhere. Apparently

5. IKEA or Habitat? Habitat - Ikea is mental these days - like the TK Maxx of home furnishings.

6. Girls or boys? Boys.what can I say...I'm biased.

7. Boris or Ken? Boris - because he's a bit of an idiot, but an unashamed one.

8. Staying in or going out? Going out - no one sees you when you're at home.

9. Skinny or baggy? Skinny all the way - I could never be anything else!

10. Girls Aloud or The Saturdays? Girls Aloud - since the Spice Girls weren't an option...

1 comment:

Anonymous2 November 2009 at 12:12
1. Gaga- because she has a disco stick
2. Paris- she's got a British Best Friend
3. Blackberry- iPhones kill your desire to text/your will to live
4. New York- because Jay-z loves it and everyone loves Jay-Z
5. Habitat- because you need to put on sunglasses to look at IKEA
6. Girls-because your mum is one.
7. Ken-because he should marry Barbie
8. Going out- X Factor is no reason to give up on your social life
9. Skinny-only Avril Lavigne still does baggy
10. Girls Aloud-because we gotta fight fight fight fight fight for this love.
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